Why Stampy LOVES Iron Boots

It was a dark and stormy night.  Stamps was only a small kitten, living with his mum and dad.  Stampy was having trouble sleeping.  The thunder outside was scaring him.  He ran into his parents' room.  He told them, "The thunder is out to get me!"  Then Stampy realized, his parents weren't there.  He ran into Netty's room.  He saw her sleeping.  He woke her up and said, "Netty!  Mum and dad are gone!"  Netty quickly sat up.  She said, "Stamps, mum and dad are on a date.  Grandma is downstairs.  Go back to sleep."  Netty then resumed her slumber.  Stampy ran down stairs.  He saw his grandma asleep on the couch.  He shook her awake.  He said, "Grandma, the thunder is scaring me!"  His grandma replied, "Stampy, the thunder is nothing but a noise.  Besides, what harm can it do?  Just ignore it."  Stampy then went back up into his room.  He sat down on his bed.  He told himself, "Yeah, thunder isn't going to get me.  It's harmless."  Then the thunder roared, and lightning set fire to Stampy's house.  Stampy, Netty and their grandma ran out.  Stampy said, "Grandma, you told me thunder wasn't going to hurt me."  Then as they stood in front of the burning house, a creeper approached them.  The creeper hissed.  Stampy's grandma pulled out her stone sword.  Then a man in a mask and cloak came.  He took out a diamond sword and slayed the creeper.  He then gave Stampy a pair of iron boots.  The man said in a low voice, "Young lad, always wear iron boots.  They'll protect you from all harm."  And from that day on, Stampy always kept on iron boots, doing just as the stranger had told him.