Stampy And The Legend Of The Cake Beast-Part 1

Stampy was alone.  He was frightened.  He stood there, alone in his bedroom.  He had been waiting for his breakfast for a while now, and Lee wasn't there.  Then Stampy heard footsteps, Lee's footsteps.  Lee entered the room.  Stampy asked, "So, where's the cake?"  Lee said, "Stampy, there isn't any cake.  And I can't bake more.  All the chickens are gone, and all the cows.  Plus all the wheat is gone as well.  The only thing I have left of cake is sugar, but alas, no other sugar canes grow."  "You mean, there isn't any cake?  At all?"  "I'm sorry Stampy, but I have some cookies."  "COOKIES!  LEE!  HOW COULD YOU THIN OF COOKIES IN A TIME LIKE THIS!  THERE IS ZERO CAKE IN MY LOVELY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!  Dark times are upon us Lee, dark times."  "Stampy, just because there isn't any cake doesn't mean life can't go as normal.  Lee, cakes were what made my Lovely world, Lovely."  Suddenly there was an uproar from the ground.  There was an explosion, and as the dust faded, Stampy's world was different.  All of his colors, were turned to black, the blue skies were gray, and his entire world was dark and gloomy.  Lee shouted, "This didn't happen at the last cake shortage!"  "Lee, that' because cakes could still be made!  And that other time, cakes were being stolen, but now, the lovely world is wiped of it's cakes, it's happiness."  "Stampy..."  "No Lee, don't bother trying with the cookies.  I guess this is the end."  "What?"  "I can't have a minecraft series with my world like this."  "But Stampy, all of your fans."  "Until we get our cakes back, our fans will have to watch something else.  The cakes is what brought them here.  Without cake, my channel is a failure, the world is in corrupt and life as we know it will have no happiness."  "There has to be something we can do!  I mean, you're Mr. Stampy Cat!  And I'm Lee Bear!  Has anything or anyone ever stopped us yet?"  "No, no.  Nobody has.  But, what kind of explanation will this get?  I mean Hitthetarget couldn't have possibly wiped us of cakes.  So, who would have done this?"  "There might be something in the book shop."  "Right, let's go!"

Hitthetarget's Story

As you probably know, Hitthetarget is Stampy's enemy.  Ever wondered why?  Well, Hitthetarget tries to steal Stampy's dogs.  Why?  To take over the world.  However, the story goes deeper than that.  You have time?  This may take a while.

Long ago, in the days where the players of minecraft had not yet come to walk the Earth, there were two kingdoms.  The animals kingdom, and the monsters kingdom.  The animal kingdom was ruled by a fair and loving king chicken, and his wife, queen ocelot [don't ask] and their daughter princess pig [yeah, no clue here].  Now, the monster kingdom was ruled by king creeper, and his wife queen silverfish.  Now, the animal kingdom, had an army.  Lead by the most powerful general a kingdom could want.  General Sheep.  General Sheep had a dog army, [stampy's dogs] and his best friend and soldier, Gregory.  General Sheep was one day asked to go and stop the monster kingdom once and for all.  Him and his dog army marched in the kingdom, faced with goalies galore.  As General Sheep jumped in the air a skeleton shouted, "Look!  General Sheep is in the air!  Common, Hit the target!"  As arrows fired at him, General Sheep couldn't keep up.  General Sheep was slain.  His dog army took his corpse back to the kingdom.   Then one night, they built his sheep skeleton into the form of a person, and he came back to life.  They dressed him in king's clothing and then he said, "I am not General Sheep.  I shall be called Hitthetarget, and you my precious dog army, shall help me concur all!"  Gregory protested, "Wait, what?"  "Gregory, I have to concur all.  If I don't, googlies."  That same night, all the dogs ran away, to a world.  A new world.  Now Stampy has stolen all of his dogs, killed them and now Hitthetarget once his army back.

Why Stampy LOVES Iron Boots

It was a dark and stormy night.  Stamps was only a small kitten, living with his mum and dad.  Stampy was having trouble sleeping.  The thunder outside was scaring him.  He ran into his parents' room.  He told them, "The thunder is out to get me!"  Then Stampy realized, his parents weren't there.  He ran into Netty's room.  He saw her sleeping.  He woke her up and said, "Netty!  Mum and dad are gone!"  Netty quickly sat up.  She said, "Stamps, mum and dad are on a date.  Grandma is downstairs.  Go back to sleep."  Netty then resumed her slumber.  Stampy ran down stairs.  He saw his grandma asleep on the couch.  He shook her awake.  He said, "Grandma, the thunder is scaring me!"  His grandma replied, "Stampy, the thunder is nothing but a noise.  Besides, what harm can it do?  Just ignore it."  Stampy then went back up into his room.  He sat down on his bed.  He told himself, "Yeah, thunder isn't going to get me.  It's harmless."  Then the thunder roared, and lightning set fire to Stampy's house.  Stampy, Netty and their grandma ran out.  Stampy said, "Grandma, you told me thunder wasn't going to hurt me."  Then as they stood in front of the burning house, a creeper approached them.  The creeper hissed.  Stampy's grandma pulled out her stone sword.  Then a man in a mask and cloak came.  He took out a diamond sword and slayed the creeper.  He then gave Stampy a pair of iron boots.  The man said in a low voice, "Young lad, always wear iron boots.  They'll protect you from all harm."  And from that day on, Stampy always kept on iron boots, doing just as the stranger had told him.

How To Build A Stampy Style Mini-game

1. Come up with an idea for a mini-game.
2. Make the idea and turn it into a childish setting.
3. Build your mini-game entirely out of wool.
4. Name your mini-game something ridiculous.
5. Have either no redstone, or a ton of redstone.
6. Test your game.
7. Make your game look better.
8. Make a 20 minute video of you and 3 of your other friends playing that game.
9. Almost never play that game ever again.
10. Do the whole process over and over until you have an entire funland.